No Smoking Trouser Mistake

Smoking Jacket nah..... smoking pants yay!!!
Least i did yesterday.

Been wearing the patches for nearly 2 weeks now and couldnt understand yesterday when i really wanted an harold badly.. i took one of lil Johns fags(works in the office) and had an imaginary puff on it a few times.,, oooh the craving was bad and i thought,, WHY IS THE HORRID PATCH NOT WORKING

Sal said have you got your patch on ,,, yes yes i said

NO NO

I had stuck this to my trouser and not to my leg.